Punk and Popovic

This past week defied the laws of physics by reinstating my Buddhist philosophy that perception is (not) reality because the world is (not) my mind. Existence is internal. Insistence is external. Time is relative and irrelevant. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The week went by bloody fast.

A group of extremely friendly Italian girls showed myself and the other two tutors a helluva good time three out of five nights.

Monday night we went to Cisano on Lake Garda to enjoy the sights and Chuck Norris jokes. Noemi is the funniest person I've met here. Picture a female Italian Jack Black with a dirtier mouth (the bilingual community can curse twice as much).

Tuesday we went to the hottest hangout in Brescia. Ok, the only hangout in Brescia. But it was hoppin'. College dreds and hippy dropouts lined the train tracks sippin' on God knows what while groovin' to a punk band jammin' at the abandoned station.

Wednesday my host dad and his brother-in-law took me to see Ana Popovic live at the Soiano Blues Festival. A blonde goddess demonstrating her dexterity on a cherry red Stratocaster to us mere mortals while sending shivers down the spine of the mike.

Thursday carried the buzz of the blues onto a karaoke bar where I took a stab at the limelight by singing some Muse. I left the stage in applause from strangers to my friend who was promptly booed off stage. I felt bad between bouts of laughter.

Friday found me at a town festival of Salsa dancing and fried cheese, all quickly ended by a tremendous downpour due to the gods' tears of joy.

After departing on Saturday to a camp in Malo of 118 children, 12 tutors, 3 directors, and Michael (the most intelligent and well-organized etymologist I know), I was promptly returned to Desanzano due to a tutor's family emergency back in the States. While I understand the circumstances and wish the afflicted parties well, I miss the camp in Malo.

Aida in the Arena

The hell with Arabian Nights, Verona is hotter than hot, and in a lot of good ways. My white button down shirt suddenly translucent from liquid pouring from my body as if I were Aquarius (and I'm not; I'm Ares), Corinne and I shaped our bodies around one another without any more contact than fingertips to shoulders, despite the infrequency of each other's company over the past two months, while we looked down incredulously upon some of Italy's most talented musicians and operatic singers performing Aida in the Arena of Verona. The ancient stone benches held the heat of the day long into the night and amplified the porous leakage. After spending all week with a class of only five eight-year-olds, a small class even for ACLE, who created more cacophony than an army of banjos waging war on a civilization of cymbals, I was simply awestruck at the pure and absolute silence produced by the couple thousand patrons filling the arena as the orchestra let flow a sound of liquid silver. Without any electronic amplifying devices, the singers showed no difficulty in projecting their powerful voices to even the individuals, such as myself, sitting on the rim of the giant's cereal bowl.

Friendly Reminders

Behave as Mother says.
Do not chastise others for poor manners; they act according to education. Plus it's rude.
Say thanks and appreciate.
Give what you don't need to those who do.
Smile back or smile first.
Cry for joy as well as despair.
Believe in something beautiful.
Sleep only when necessary.
Walk when you can, run when you can't.
Don't go out of the way to step on ants.
Wear shoes infrequently.
Don't pick flowers when you can grow them.
Teach what you know and
Never stop learning.

Pasticcerias and Irish Pubs

My new host family in Mantova consists of a young divorceé and her adorable 8-year-old daughter. She owns a pasticceria with her ex-husband, who is the cook. The woman drives like her car is from Maximum Overdrive and she's out to exterminate humanity, and she hates me because I don't speak Italian. She is hilarious, though I'm not entirely sure she's joking.

Upon arrival, she took me out to an Irish pub with her boyfriend and their friends. And her 8-year-old daughter. But she didn't drink or anything cause she was our DD.

At 2 o'clock in the a.m. I was asked if I liked dancing. My normal response is no because I can't, but I have actually discovered I can in Italy. At least, they call what I do to music dancing. So I said, "Yeah, sure." They asked if I had €50, which was met with a cocked head and a furrowed brow. "For what?" I asked

"For the dancers," they said.

"OOOOoooohhhhh," I said.

I politely declined their invitation to the strip-club, at which point they returned my cocked head and furrowed brow. They asked if I had a girlfriend, which I do, and where she was. I told them Pisa. They said, "Let's go." I dissuaded them from making a 3-hour drive to Pisa at 2:00 a.m., but they insisted we go on Friday after school. I said, "Cool."